Max Silvestri Tumbles This Inside You

Deborah Solomon: Questions for Representative Joseph Cao You...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:01:59 -0500

Deborah Solomon: Questions for Representative Joseph Cao

You lived with an uncle in Indiana. What was school like for you?
Instead of going to the third grade, they actually put me back in first. I was two years older than all of my classmates.

Was that difficult?
No, because I am petite and I looked quite young. I’m 5-foot-2. Now I look 18, even though I’m 42.

getthatlook: Yay! This photo is a worthy challenger to...

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:20:43 -0500

getthatlook:

Yay!

This photo is a worthy challenger to Leprechaun Watches Friend Hold a Bong for the title of Most Surprises.

andrewti: In case U jerks ain’t herd, Gabe and Max have a new...

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:26:27 -0500

andrewti:

In case U jerks ain’t herd, Gabe and Max have a new goddamn talk show. it iz freeeeeeeeeesh.

[Gabe and Max’s 100 Seconds #1]

(via details.com, the finest website for men)

We are back and wearing flowers!

joemande: anokaything: well, this happened. Apparently, Sammy...

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:46:30 -0500

joemande:

anokaything:

well, this happened.

Apparently, Sammy Sosa’s vitiligo was caused by steroids. This also explains why Michael Jackson was so jacked his whole life.

I am pretty sure these are the same photograph just with the Hue/Saturation adjusted.

withreservation: big terrific - max silvestri, jenny slate,...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:48:07 -0500

withreservation:

big terrific - max silvestri, jenny slate, gabe liedman, andrea rosen, natasha leggero, john mulaney, joe mande, aziz ansari, reggie watts - cameo - 10/28/09

This show was very fun.

“If we can’t live together, then we’re gonna...

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 16:07:29 -0400

“If we can’t live together, then we’re gonna pie alone.”

Edward Sharpe & the Magnet Zeros - HomeWhen I was in New...

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 15:08:56 -0400

Edward Sharpe & the Magnet Zeros - Home

When I was in New Mexico this past weekend, I did lots of driving. Usually from place to place eating food covered in red and green chiles. Usually while listening to this song.

joemande: As I’m sure you are aware, Kelsey Grammer’s new...

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 13:39:24 -0400

joemande:

As I’m sure you are aware, Kelsey Grammer’s new show, Hank, premieres on ABC in exactly one week. I’m so excited for it. Hank has all the makings to be a ~~groundbreaking and amazing~~ television show.

Anyway, through some of my secret Hollywood connections, I was able to get a leaked version of the Hank theme song! This is a JoeMande.com exclusive! Give it a listen. I seriously cannot wait for this show!!!

This is so good. Please listen to this Joe Mande exclusive.

Rich found the best video I’ve seen in fa-ever-ever. Be...

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 14:47:20 -0400

Rich found the best video I’ve seen in fa-ever-ever. Be StrangerSmart!

It is weird this video says “Trust your own feelings!” because I am pretty sure my feelings as a kid were “I would love ten bucks, a new GameBoy, some candy, my picture taken, help learning how to hit a baseball, a chance to be famous, and a ride home.”

Everything is pretty solemn and fancy at the Judges table....

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 15:08:39 -0400

Everything is pretty solemn and fancy at the Judges table. Everyone seems to be wearing black or gold or purple and I feel like they are about to choose the new Pope. Why does everyone talk to Joel Robuchon like he’s a child prince? Padma actually purrs at one point, “Did they please you?” Am I watching Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom? What is going on? Somebody stab him in the heart before he kills Short Round.

Eater: Top Chef Las Vegas Episode 4: French-Style Kissing

Say When: Locanda Verde

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 12:09:05 -0400

I am not joking when I say that last week I had an item on my to-do list that said “DVR Avec Eric.” It was so important for me to record the new PBS show starring Le Bernardin chef Eric Ripert that I wrote it down. My life is really cool! (And in case you’re wondering, the first episode was great. He goes on a wild boar hunt in Tuscany then eats a ragu made with the kill, like we all always do. They should just call the show Regular, Usual Things Avec Eric.)

I talk chef crushes and Locanda Verde in my newest Say When for The AV Club NY.

Eater: Top Chef Episode 3: The Day Everything ChangedPreeti is...

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 13:43:53 -0400

Eater: Top Chef Episode 3: The Day Everything Changed

Preeti is the greatest American hero.

Holy shit! My dear dear friend, Ms. Jenny Slate, is the newest SNL cast member!

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 00:28:24 -0400

Holy shit! My dear dear friend, Ms. Jenny Slate, is the newest SNL cast member!:

(via joemande)

This is Big Terrific news. Jenny is the best.

Look At These Fucking Archaeologists Apparently Williamsburg...

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 16:16:19 -0400

Look At These Fucking Archaeologists

Apparently Williamsburg fashion circa 2009 comes straight out of the Badlands circa Jurassic Park. Note the sunglasses, plaids, high-waisted denim jeans, messenger bag, and the mullet haircut on the dude in the back. Even the guy working the dino ultrasound is sporting one of those Gestapo-style buzzed-on-the-side-parted-on-the-top haircuts that tall hipsters in my neighborhood like wearing.

Let’s all agree to go out and buy our pairs of Winkers at...

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 14:50:47 -0400

Let’s all agree to go out and buy our pairs of Winkers at the same time so that it is cool and we don’t feel like weirdies. This video is the best. Thank you, Jed.

I am covering Top Chef Vegas for Eater this year. It began last...

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 12:40:12 -0400

I am covering Top Chef Vegas for Eater this year. It began last night, so let’s get the animated fun times going.

[Eater: Top Chef Episode 1: Las Vegas Ink]

Guys, let’s talk Twilight: New Moon! What the shit is...

Tue, 18 Aug 2009 11:36:39 -0400

Guys, let’s talk Twilight: New Moon! What the shit is going on in this picture? Is his head floating? Does he have a giraffe neck? Someone please explain.

timheidecker: I get these telemarketing calls every other...

Mon, 17 Aug 2009 13:02:16 -0400

timheidecker:

I get these telemarketing calls every other day.

This is the best thing you will hear today, I think. Maybe even today and tomorrow!

Eugene Mirman Comedy Festival Opening night party!Sponsored...

Fri, 14 Aug 2009 16:59:06 -0400

Eugene Mirman Comedy Festival Opening night party!
Sponsored by Planet Funny! “A made up comedy channel”
With performances by Kristen Schaal, Pete Holmes, Jon Benjamin + Sal Lupo, Eugene Mirman and more!
Plus videos from: Leo Allen, Max Silvestri and many more!
Featuring a whole roast pig and a cardboard VIP room.
+ Special musical guest. And big after party.
Date: Thursday, Sept 17th
Time: 8p
Venue: Bell House
Ticket Price: $20

I am very excited to be a part of this! Like so, excited. What am I going to make for this? Who knows. There’s already a presale going on for these tickets. Get after it!

There are lots of other awesome shows at this festival as well. Brooklyn Vegan’s got a lot more info here.

I’ve got a “recession joke” over on New York...

Thu, 13 Aug 2009 11:09:04 -0400

I’ve got a “recession joke” over on New York Magazine’s website along with some other nice comedians. This is my favorite:

“This recession has been so hard on my bank account, I’m thinking of moving in with my grandmother. And we buried her in October!” —Greg Johnson, host of “The Comedians” Sunday nights at Pianos

So good. Big ups to Johnson.

[NYMag.com]