January 2012
4 posts
“10 Things Into Which Bradley Cooper Will Stick His Thing
1. Rooney Mara
2....”
– I participated in Grantland’s Fearless (But Not Insane) Predictions for 2012.
December 2011
6 posts
“10:37am. Realize that how good you are feeling is not an absence of a hangover,...”
– A Step-By-Step Cure To Your New Year’s Day Hangover | Max Silvestri for Bon Appétit
Hi I wrote this please read.
1 tag
Varicose Jeans?
wtfismikewearing:
Ice in his veins. Veins in his jeans.
I really approve of this website dedicated to Michael Jordan dressed terribly.
toddbarry:
CAUGHT ON TAPE! PILOT TALKING TO...
2 tags
November 2011
4 posts
October 2011
3 posts
newsweek:
Tim Heidecker (he of Tim and Eric...
September 2011
9 posts
MARK TWAIN
delocatedblog:
I will be partaking in a show for Michael Kupperman’s new book, “Mark Twain’s Autobiography 1910-2010”, Tuesday October 4th, at Littlefield in Brooklyn.
http://www.littlefieldnyc.com/event/64519/
Me too! Come to this.
Tim Heidecker: Woody Allen Movie Treatment Letter →
timheidecker:
(Here is a letter to Academy Award winning director and film humorist Woody Allen.) Woody Allen 140 West 57th Street Suite 4-B New York, NY 10019 Der mr Allen, I’m sure you get several of these treatments from young writers looking to break into the business but I…
Dear Mr. Allen please respond at once.
Tim Heidecker: PRESS RELEASE: "A HOUSE DIVIDED"... →
Exciting showbiz news. Can’t wait.
timheidecker:
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Announcing EMERIL LAGASSE’S “A HOUSE DIVIDED” Shire Mountain Entertainment is proud to announce the 2012 theatrical film release of “A House Divided” a new romantic “dramady” written, directed and starring Celebrity Chef Phenomenon Emeril Lagasse. The film which…
August 2011
14 posts
3 tags
Watchlostandmound:
Please have this FREE hurricane music.
-x-
½ of COLOR WAR
These are very good hurricane tunez.
“The ‘99 Problems’ hitmaker is not the only celebrity to leave a...”
– The buried lede in this article about Jay-Z leaving a $50k tip. I have a number of questions. 1. Isn’t $16 pretty cheap for a pedicure? 2. Why does Brendan Fraser get cheap pedicures? 3. Why did Brendan Fraser have his publicist plant a story about his pedicure? 4. Everything else?
Eater NY Shitshow Week: Imperial No. 9 →
I wrote about Sam Talbot’s restaurant at the Mondrian SoHo. There are jokes! Read if you like jokes.
WatchPlease watch this new and possibly final episode of Gabe & Max Like the Internet. Gabe has sex with whales, no beasto.
WatchA special Gabe Delahaye Birthday-edition of Gabe and Max Like the Internet! For his birthday, Gabe HATES Joe Piscopo.
WatchThis Friday the 10th episode of Gabe and Max Like the Internet went up. There is a really amazing video of a pastor at a NASCAR race. And some other stuff. Watch? Just have fun.
WatchThe third installment of 2 Man Chain Gang went up last week. Rich Juzwiak and I visited Outback Steakhouse and, boy, woof.
July 2011
9 posts
WatchGabe and Max Like the Internet is back after a 2-week hiatus. This week we have to bleep the word “fudge” a LOT and also I don’t know who Leonard Nimoy is. Please watch and reblumble.
Watchjoemande:
For those of you who were at Big Terrific last night, here is the scene in Rollerball I was talking about.
(For those of you who were not at Big Terrific last night, here is a scene from the movie Rollerball that is shot entirely with night-vision cameras and features the use of a straight up Looney Tunes-style “boioioioioing” sound effect. Twice.)
So good.
“I’m still not quite sure the way Boyd will react in any given situation. How...”
– Walton Goggins (via goldenfiddle)
Justified and Boyd Crowder are the best. And last time I was in LA Gabe Delahaye and I sat next to Walton Goggins at a Mexican restaurant while he ate chips and when he sneezed I said “God bless you” and then my head fell off.
June 2011
13 posts
