Gabe and Jenny with Zach Galifianakis in a promo for Visioneers. Come see me and Gabe and Jenny at Big Terrific tonight.
Max Silvestri Tumbles This Inside You
The Perfect Crime
Police in Portland, Maine, accuse a man of breaking into the Portland Lobster Co. They say he went through a rear window, stuffed his pockets with cash and then gobbled up 11 prepared lobsters. He washed it down with a white wine. The Portland Press Herald reports the suspect was apprehended when he was found sleeping on a bench.
He should have stopped at 10, but he got GREEDY.
“Everybody needs lobster. That’s why they call it lobster.” - Danny DeVito in Heist.
Right after I finished printing out a giant poster of The Boondock Saints, I realized what I’d done and asked them to shoot me in the fucking head.
“Just please don’t get any blood on my carpet motorcycle.”
“Just please don’t get any blood on my carpet motorcycle.”
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Major Lazer - Keep it goin’ louder feat. Nina Sky & Ricky Blaze
Guns Don’t Kill People…Lazers Do is bananas and I’m loving it. At last night’s Big Terrific Gabe & Jenny danced out to this so hard on stage. They fucked a table. FOR REAL. Jokes aside, this will be a big contender for my summer jam ‘09.
This is tonight and will be fun! Mike Birbiglia, John Mulaney, Ted Alexandro and more.
Local Couple Has 9/11 Hero Dog Cloned
“Once in a lifetime, a dog comes along that not only captures the hearts of all he touches but also plays a private role in history,” Symington wrote in his winning essay. [KTLA]
I can’t believe that dude stole the tagline for the 9/11 dog movie I’m already writing, Let’s Roll (Over).
Another amazing thing is that they named one of the 9/11 dog clones Deja Vu. Sucks for that dog!
Just get together with your man friends and relax!
Enjoy our newest Gabe and Max’s Guide to Man Style: Guys’ Night Out.
Gothamist Plus Gabe & Jenny
Gothamist ran a very funny interview with my Big Terrific co-stars Gabe Liedman and Jenny Slate.
Do you guys feel like you missed out on the whole Catskills scene? Yeah, we’re really sorry about that. If there are any two people who would have really fit into that scene, it’s a lady and a fag who talk about their diarrhea all the time and use the word “kike” like it doesn’t mean anything. So, yeah, sorry we missed that.
If you guys could have a show together on a niche cable network, which would it be and what would the show be like? We’d just love to have a reality show on NY1 where we would go around New York and re-enact scenes from the movie “Se7en”.
Tonight’s Big Terrific is our one year anniversary.
In our newest Guide to Man Style, Gabe and I tackle fatherhood, something that we don’t know much about, THAT WE KNOW OF!! (What?)
I highly recommend you watch this in high definition. My and the doll’s baby blues really pop.
"You're Getting Verrrrry Creepy..."
David Hasselhoff has no plans to settle down with his new leading lady - insisting he is too busy for love.
The Baywatch star was photographed openly kissing and cuddling hypnotist Kim Stevens at California’s Coachella Festival last month, sparking speculation he had moved on after his split from wife Pamela Bach.
He says, “I was flirting with a waitress and my daughter, Hayley, said to me, ‘She only likes you because you’re rich, famous and on TV, Dad.’ So I said, ‘What’s wrong with that?’ Hayley said I wasn’t allowed to date anyone under 40 - but I’ve got it down to 28 now!
But the actor is adamant he is keeping things casual with Kim - because he wants to concentrate on his battle with alcohol addiction.
Killin’ it!
[via imdb]
