In case U jerks ain’t herd, Gabe and Max have a new goddamn talk show. it iz freeeeeeeeeesh.
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We are back and wearing flowers!
Max Silvestri Tumbles This Inside You
well, this happened.
Apparently, Sammy Sosa’s vitiligo was caused by steroids. This also explains why Michael Jackson was so jacked his whole life.
I am pretty sure these are the same photograph just with the Hue/Saturation adjusted.
big terrific - max silvestri, jenny slate, gabe liedman, andrea rosen, natasha leggero, john mulaney, joe mande, aziz ansari, reggie watts - cameo - 10/28/09
This show was very fun.
“If we can’t live together, then we’re gonna pie alone.”
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Edward Sharpe & the Magnet Zeros - Home
When I was in New Mexico this past weekend, I did lots of driving. Usually from place to place eating food covered in red and green chiles. Usually while listening to this song.
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As I’m sure you are aware, Kelsey Grammer’s new show, Hank, premieres on ABC in exactly one week. I’m so excited for it. Hank has all the makings to be a
groundbreaking and amazingtelevision show.Anyway, through some of my secret Hollywood connections, I was able to get a leaked version of the Hank theme song! This is a JoeMande.com exclusive! Give it a listen. I seriously cannot wait for this show!!!
This is so good. Please listen to this Joe Mande exclusive.
Rich found the best video I’ve seen in fa-ever-ever. Be StrangerSmart!
It is weird this video says “Trust your own feelings!” because I am pretty sure my feelings as a kid were “I would love ten bucks, a new GameBoy, some candy, my picture taken, help learning how to hit a baseball, a chance to be famous, and a ride home.”
Everything is pretty solemn and fancy at the Judges table. Everyone seems to be wearing black or gold or purple and I feel like they are about to choose the new Pope. Why does everyone talk to Joel Robuchon like he’s a child prince? Padma actually purrs at one point, “Did they please you?” Am I watching Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom? What is going on? Somebody stab him in the heart before he kills Short Round.Eater: Top Chef Las Vegas Episode 4: French-Style Kissing
Say When: Locanda Verde
I am not joking when I say that last week I had an item on my to-do list that said “DVR Avec Eric.” It was so important for me to record the new PBS show starring Le Bernardin chef Eric Ripert that I wrote it down. My life is really cool! (And in case you’re wondering, the first episode was great. He goes on a wild boar hunt in Tuscany then eats a ragu made with the kill, like we all always do. They should just call the show Regular, Usual Things Avec Eric.)
I talk chef crushes and Locanda Verde in my newest Say When for The AV Club NY.
Eater: Top Chef Episode 3: The Day Everything Changed
Preeti is the greatest American hero.
Holy shit! My dear dear friend, Ms. Jenny Slate, is the newest SNL cast member!
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This is Big Terrific news. Jenny is the best.
Look At These Fucking Archaeologists
Apparently Williamsburg fashion circa 2009 comes straight out of the Badlands circa Jurassic Park. Note the sunglasses, plaids, high-waisted denim jeans, messenger bag, and the mullet haircut on the dude in the back. Even the guy working the dino ultrasound is sporting one of those Gestapo-style buzzed-on-the-side-parted-on-the-top haircuts that tall hipsters in my neighborhood like wearing.
Let’s all agree to go out and buy our pairs of Winkers at the same time so that it is cool and we don’t feel like weirdies. This video is the best. Thank you, Jed.
![I am covering Top Chef Vegas for Eater this year. It began last night, so let’s get the animated fun times going.
[Eater: Top Chef Episode 1: Las Vegas Ink]](http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_koooz0bT7m1qzrbbzo1_400.jpg)
I am covering Top Chef Vegas for Eater this year. It began last night, so let’s get the animated fun times going.
Guys, let’s talk Twilight: New Moon! What the shit is going on in this picture? Is his head floating? Does he have a giraffe neck? Someone please explain.
